The File on Me.

FILE NO: 001 // SUBJECT

NAME: Redacted

STATUS: College Student

MAJOR: Religious Studies

10 minutes late- perpetually.

RECURRING THOUGHTS:

  • Chicago Cubs (Lifetime of penance)
  • Early 2000s Soulful Hip-Hop
  • High-mileage running weeks
  • Poorly attempting to cook dinner

DIAGNOSIS:

ADHD + OCD. Turns out it wasn't just "being scattered"—it's a full-blown operating system glitch. I'm just out here trying to debug the code daily.

$0.00

I am super broke. The TikTok shop failed, the $7 lattes at school are a scam, and I’m just trying to make it to the end of the semester without the card declining.

FINANCIAL AID OFFICE FORM 404-COFFEE

Keep the File Open.

I’m a 19-year-old student balancing class, a running habit, and this site. If you found a dispatch useful or the "slop" helped you save money, consider fueling my next 9 AM lecture.

$5.00 — BUY A COFFEE